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Tara Reid was caught making out with a random guy outside of Hyde.

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Tara "no-longer-a-trainwreck" Reid showed up at the T-Mobile party Friday night -- as a Nancy O'Dell doppelganger.

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"; arnews[2]="Audrina: The New Tara Reid?
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Audrina Patridge is almost Hyde royalty -- but last night she had to wait with the commoners almost 10 minutes before getting in! Head for "The Hills"!

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Duration: 02:00

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"; arnews[3]="Tara Reid -- One Is the Loneliest Number
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What's more depressing than starring in a direct-to-internet movie? Seeing Tara Reid wait for her car, solo, outside Chateau Marmont last night ... longingly looking for friends.

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Duration: 01:36

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"; arnews[4]="Tara Reid: Don't Waste Your Ink
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She hasn't had a hit movie in ages and her friends are a little bit racist, but apparently someone, somewhere still wants Tara Reid's autograph.

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Duration: 00:45

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"; arnews[5]="Tara Reid -- Famously Unknown
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Tara "Bull" Reid went shopping on paparazzi doorstep Robertson Blvd. yesterday, where she was surrounded by a legion of snappin' paps and fans. Wait, go back. Tara who?

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Duration: 00:48

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"; arnews[6]="Tara Reid: Love Coach
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Tara Reid has taken on the job of love coach in this parody of the star. www.friendspacebook.com

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Duration: 00:00

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"; arnews[7]="Tara Reid
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Tara Reid loves playing quarters and her dog is named after vodka. (4:49)

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Duration: 00:00

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"; arnews[8]="Tara Reid Goes Green -- And to Bed
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Tara Reid loves the earth and stuff -- emphasis on the "stuff" -- as in free swag. The trainwreckalicious "actress" was spotted leaving a green event yesterday in Hollywood, and when asked why she was

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Duration: 00:47

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