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arnews[0]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/45accb4766/sean-connery-slap-a-woman-interview-parody-from-melina#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fsearch%3Fquery%3D%2522Sean%252BConnery%2522%2B%2522%26sort_by%3Drelevance' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/45accb4766/sean-connery-slap-a-woman-interview-parody-from-melina#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fsearch%3Fquery%3D%2522Sean%252BConnery%2522%2B%2522%26sort_by%3Drelevance',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b0c4b6c321da' name='a_4b0c4b6c321da' >Sean Connery - Slap a Woman Interview Parody</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b0c4b6c321da').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[0] += "<a   href='#' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/45accb4766/sean-connery-slap-a-woman-interview-parody-from-melina#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fsearch%3Fquery%3D%2522Sean%252BConnery%2522%2B%2522%26sort_by%3Drelevance',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"  ></a><p>A spoof of a Barbra Walters interview about him saying it's okay to slap a woman. I kind of did this real quick on iMovie.  http://www . youtube . com/watch?v=3FgMLROTqJ0</p><p><a href=\"http://www.hulu.com/users/add_to_playlist?from=feed&video_id=3394739\">Add this to your queue</a><br/>Duration: 00:00<br/></p>";
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arnews[1]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/72bc47a5de/sean-connery-smacks-ladies-from-that-happened#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fsearch%3Fquery%3D%2522Sean%252BConnery%2522%2B%2522%26sort_by%3Drelevance' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/72bc47a5de/sean-connery-smacks-ladies-from-that-happened#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fsearch%3Fquery%3D%2522Sean%252BConnery%2522%2B%2522%26sort_by%3Drelevance',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b0c4b6c31dde' name='a_4b0c4b6c31dde' >Sean Connery Smacks Ladies</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b0c4b6c31dde').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[1] += "<a   href='#' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/72bc47a5de/sean-connery-smacks-ladies-from-that-happened#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fsearch%3Fquery%3D%2522Sean%252BConnery%2522%2B%2522%26sort_by%3Drelevance',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"  ></a><p>Barbara Walters quickly drops the issue.</p><p><a href=\"http://www.hulu.com/users/add_to_playlist?from=feed&video_id=3414008\">Add this to your queue</a><br/>Duration: 01:06<br/></p>";
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arnews[2]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.funnyordie.co.uk/videos/72bc47a5de/sean-connery-smacks-ladies-from-that-happened#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fsearch%3Fquery%3D%2522Sean%252BConnery%2522%2B%2522%26sort_by%3Drelevance' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.funnyordie.co.uk/videos/72bc47a5de/sean-connery-smacks-ladies-from-that-happened#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fsearch%3Fquery%3D%2522Sean%252BConnery%2522%2B%2522%26sort_by%3Drelevance',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b0c4b6c319e2' name='a_4b0c4b6c319e2' >Sean Connery Smacks Ladies</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b0c4b6c319e2').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[2] += "<a   href='#' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.funnyordie.co.uk/videos/72bc47a5de/sean-connery-smacks-ladies-from-that-happened#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fsearch%3Fquery%3D%2522Sean%252BConnery%2522%2B%2522%26sort_by%3Drelevance',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"  ></a><p>Barbara Walters quickly drops the issue.</p><p><a href=\"http://www.hulu.com/users/add_to_playlist?from=feed&video_id=4272338\">Add this to your queue</a><br/>Duration: 01:06<br/></p>";
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arnews[3]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/54f26c8133/sean-connery-and-the-demon-dookie-from-boudgebro#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fsearch%3Fquery%3D%2522Sean%252BConnery%2522%2B%2522%26sort_by%3Drelevance' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/54f26c8133/sean-connery-and-the-demon-dookie-from-boudgebro#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fsearch%3Fquery%3D%2522Sean%252BConnery%2522%2B%2522%26sort_by%3Drelevance',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b0c4b6c315e6' name='a_4b0c4b6c315e6' >Sean Connery and the Demon Dookie</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b0c4b6c315e6').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[3] += "<a   href='#' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/54f26c8133/sean-connery-and-the-demon-dookie-from-boudgebro#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fsearch%3Fquery%3D%2522Sean%252BConnery%2522%2B%2522%26sort_by%3Drelevance',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"  ></a><p>Next Town Over Short. Jose and KB are at a bar, KB goes to take a piss. Then out of no where Sean Connery comes running in and takes a major shit.</p><p><a href=\"http://www.hulu.com/users/add_to_playlist?from=feed&video_id=3370085\">Add this to your queue</a><br/>Duration: 00:00<br/></p>";
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arnews[4]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/34d1f17e67/delilah-sung-by-sean-connery-from-scott-r-johnston#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fsearch%3Fquery%3D%2522Sean%252BConnery%2522%2B%2522%26sort_by%3Drelevance' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/34d1f17e67/delilah-sung-by-sean-connery-from-scott-r-johnston#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fsearch%3Fquery%3D%2522Sean%252BConnery%2522%2B%2522%26sort_by%3Drelevance',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b0c4b6c311ea' name='a_4b0c4b6c311ea' >&#34;Delilah&#34; sung by Sean Connery</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b0c4b6c311ea').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[4] += "<a   href='#' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/34d1f17e67/delilah-sung-by-sean-connery-from-scott-r-johnston#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fsearch%3Fquery%3D%2522Sean%252BConnery%2522%2B%2522%26sort_by%3Drelevance',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"  ></a><p>well count scotchula sings 'as' sean connery anyway...</p><p><a href=\"http://www.hulu.com/users/add_to_playlist?from=feed&video_id=3362713\">Add this to your queue</a><br/>Duration: 00:00<br/></p>";
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arnews[5]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.theinsider.com/videos/1712708_Ferguson_Countdown_with_Sean_Connery#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fsearch%3Fquery%3D%2522Sean%252BConnery%2522%2B%2522%26sort_by%3Drelevance' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.theinsider.com/videos/1712708_Ferguson_Countdown_with_Sean_Connery#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fsearch%3Fquery%3D%2522Sean%252BConnery%2522%2B%2522%26sort_by%3Drelevance',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b0c4b6c30dee' name='a_4b0c4b6c30dee' >Ferguson - Countdown with Sean Connery</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b0c4b6c30dee').href='#';</script><br>";
arnews[5] += "<a   href='#' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.theinsider.com/videos/1712708_Ferguson_Countdown_with_Sean_Connery#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Ffeed%2Fsearch%3Fquery%3D%2522Sean%252BConnery%2522%2B%2522%26sort_by%3Drelevance',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"  ></a><p>Scottish acting legend Sean Connery comments on the Academy Awards.</p><p><a href=\"http://www.hulu.com/users/add_to_playlist?from=feed&video_id=3647066\">Add this to your queue</a><br/>Duration: 00:00<br/></p>";
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