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Michael and Michael is at its best when Michael and Michael are at their worst.

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"; arnews[1]="Dickheads
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Jeff and Larry's sketch featuring Michael and Michael has gone viral, and the whole staff loves it.

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"; arnews[2]="Jeff and Larry
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Jeff and Larry set aside years of bad blood and invite Michael and Michael to come on their show.

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"; arnews[3]="The Duel
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Michael and Michael fight to the death for the hand of a fair young maiden.

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"; arnews[4]="Frog Boxed
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Michael and Michael try to take revenge on Jeff and Larry, but nothing goes as planned.

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"; arnews[5]="Advice on Bullying
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Bullying can get out of hand fast, so make sure your child knows how to react.

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"; arnews[6]="Favorite Moments - Michael Ian Black
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The best of Michael Ian Black from season one of "Michael and Michael Have Issues."

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"; arnews[7]="The Case of the Missing Klondike Bars Pt. 7
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Michael Ian Black finally catches Michael Showalter eating the Klondike bars but promises not to tell anybody.

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"; arnews[8]="The Case of the Missing Klondike Bars Pt. 4
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After weighing the evidence for seconds, Michael Ian Black figures out who took the crew's Klondike bars.

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