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arnews[0] += "Zach Braff will do it for America and at least $700K an episode?";
arnews[0] += "
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arnews[1]="
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arnews[1] += "Which Zach Braff I like best? \"Dunkin Donuts VO\" Zach or \"Puppy Who Sells Toilet Paper Zach\"? Oh, hold on a sec [shotgun blast]";
arnews[1] += "
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arnews[2]="
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arnews[2] += "Wait, so Zach Braff isn't leaving Scrubs?";
arnews[2] += "
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arnews[3]="
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arnews[3] += "Natalie Portman popped headphones onto Zach Braff’s head and said flatly, “This song will change your life.” The resulting sound was not only that of carefully composed dullness (thank you, Shins), but of a million wealthy white kids investing in dull acoustic music to soundtrack their own romantic melodrama. Youth culture is now practically... -";
arnews[3] += "
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arnews[4]="
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arnews[4] += "@";
arnews[4] += "
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totcount = 5;
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z=x%totcount;
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arnews[y] = arnews[z];
arnews[z] = tval;
}
}
for (x=0;x<=(totcount-1);x++) {
document.write(arnews[x]);
if (x != (totcount-1) ) document.write("
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