var arnews = new Array(5);
totcount = 5;
rnd = 0;
arnews[0]="
";
arnews[0] += "Because I'm a douche. :D ♫";
arnews[0] += "
";
arnews[1]="
";
arnews[1] += "Because I'm a douche. :D ♫";
arnews[1] += "
";
arnews[2]="
";
arnews[2] += "@firebuilt ZOMG WILLIAM SHATNER IS GOING TO KILL YOU AND ROBIN WILLIAMS WILL ASSAULT THE CORPSE. -Rh -";
arnews[2] += "
";
arnews[3]="
";
arnews[3] += "Wow. Whitney Houston can't sing anymore. Sounds like William shatner. That is what drugs do to your brain.";
arnews[3] += "
";
arnews[4]="
";
arnews[4] += "Shatner's hitting a `Raw Nerve' -";
arnews[4] += "
";
totcount = 5;
if (rnd) {
for (x=0;x<=100;x++) {
y=Math.round(Math.random()*totcount-0.5);
z=x%totcount;
tval=arnews[y];
arnews[y] = arnews[z];
arnews[z] = tval;
}
}
for (x=0;x<=(totcount-1);x++) {
document.write(arnews[x]);
if (x != (totcount-1) ) document.write("
"); }
document.write("");document.write("");