var arnews = new Array(5); totcount = 5; rnd = 0; arnews[0]="Robert Thomas: @smashedthehomie Will SASSO. Ugh. Sorry.
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"; arnews[1]="yosuke zan yoshizaki: むかしFOXでやってた"MAD TV"でWill Sassoが「なにもないところからなにかがあらわれる。Bing! びーんっ!」ってやってたんだけど動画は見当たらず…
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"; arnews[2]="Gadget Man: OMG! Will Sasso and Eddie VAN HALEN in tonight's Two and a Half Men.
"; arnews[2] += "OMG! Will Sasso and Eddie VAN HALEN in tonight's Two and a Half Men."; arnews[2] += "
"; arnews[3]="EJ Passeos: Will Sasso on #2.5men Love him from MAD TV. Looks fit.
"; arnews[3] += "Will Sasso on #2.5men Love him from MAD TV. Looks fit."; arnews[3] += "
"; arnews[4]="Scott Johnson: What happened to Will Sasso? That guy cracks me up.
"; arnews[4] += "What happened to Will Sasso? That guy cracks me up."; arnews[4] += "
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