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arnews[0]="Paul Manuel: If I give enough to children in need will the BBC promise to get rid of Terry Wogan and Tess Daly please!!!
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arnews[1]="Tom Mulrooney: What is going on with the presenting tonight? Tess Daly doesn't know what the hell is going on #cin
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arnews[1] += "What is going on with the presenting tonight? Tess Daly doesn't know what the hell is going on";
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arnews[2]="David Rees: RT this genius comment @caitlinmoran: Tess Daly attempting comedy is like watching someone hammer a guinea pig to death very, very slowly.
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arnews[3]="Scott Matthewman: @WGallagher That annoying intermittent whine? That's called "Tess Daly".
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arnews[4]="Graham_Ellis: RT @caitlinmoran: Tess Daly attempting comedy is like watching someone hammer a guinea pig to death very, very slowly.
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