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"; arnews[1]="Tom Mulrooney: What is going on with the presenting tonight? Tess Daly doesn't know what the hell is going on #cin
"; arnews[1] += "What is going on with the presenting tonight? Tess Daly doesn't know what the hell is going on"; arnews[1] += "
"; arnews[2]="David Rees: RT this genius comment @caitlinmoran: Tess Daly attempting comedy is like watching someone hammer a guinea pig to death very, very slowly.
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"; arnews[3]="Scott Matthewman: @WGallagher That annoying intermittent whine? That's called "Tess Daly".
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"; arnews[4]="Graham_Ellis: RT @caitlinmoran: Tess Daly attempting comedy is like watching someone hammer a guinea pig to death very, very slowly.
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