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arnews[0]="David Binkowski: @Cecilyk the one difference is that they all have perfect pitch and are pretty. Simon Cowell was sadly right - Bob Dylan wouldn't win Idol
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arnews[1]="tom chang: really, Adam Lambert? really??? to paraphrase Simon Cowell, very forgettable!!
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arnews[1] += "really, Adam Lambert? really??? to paraphrase Simon Cowell, very forgettable!!";
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arnews[2]="Noble Bowman: RT @terracecrawford: eww adam. in simon cowell's words, that was bloody awful. #AMAs
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arnews[3]="Freelancer For Hire!: @GinaATL IDK what ya'll saw Adam Lambert Sounds HORRIFIC!!! *in my Simon Cowell Voice*
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arnews[4]="Vanja: RT @The_OC RT @caitlinmoran: My six-year-old has just referred to Simon Cowell's "gorilla hair." IT'S TRUE HE HAS GORILLA HAIR
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