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arnews[0]="Prolific Programmer: bluestbutterfly: Telling Husband how William Shatner and Robert Wagner must be related. I am annoyed by Robert Wagner's acting at times.
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arnews[1]="Rick Turoczy: OH: "Radio should be scared shitless of Robert Wagner [@pdxsucks]." #crazytalk
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arnews[2]="Thebluestbutterfly: Telling Husband how William Shatner and Robert Wagner must be related. I am annoyed by Robert Wagner's acting at times.
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arnews[3]="Nansen Malin: Figured out that my husband & @GlennBeck,Laura Dern,Robert Wagner,Roberta Flack &Jimmie Durante share Birthdays.That explains so much.
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arnews[4]="Nansen Malin: Figured out that my husband & @GlennBeck,Laura Dern,Robert Wagner,Roberta Flack &Jimmie Durante share Birthdays.That explains so much.
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