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"; arnews[0] += "bluestbutterfly: Telling Husband how William Shatner and Robert Wagner must be related. I am annoyed by Robert Wagner's acting at times. -"; arnews[0] += "
"; arnews[1]="Rick Turoczy: OH: "Radio should be scared shitless of Robert Wagner [@pdxsucks]." #crazytalk
"; arnews[1] += "OH: \"Radio should be scared shitless of Robert Wagner [@pdxsucks].\""; arnews[1] += "
"; arnews[2]="Thebluestbutterfly: Telling Husband how William Shatner and Robert Wagner must be related. I am annoyed by Robert Wagner's acting at times.
"; arnews[2] += "Telling Husband how William Shatner and Robert Wagner must be related. I am annoyed by Robert Wagner's acting at times."; arnews[2] += "
"; arnews[3]="Nansen Malin: Figured out that my husband & @GlennBeck,Laura Dern,Robert Wagner,Roberta Flack &Jimmie Durante share Birthdays.That explains so much.
"; arnews[3] += "Figured out that my husband & @"; arnews[3] += "
"; arnews[4]="Nansen Malin: Figured out that my husband & @GlennBeck,Laura Dern,Robert Wagner,Roberta Flack &Jimmie Durante share Birthdays.That explains so much.
"; arnews[4] += "Nansen Malin: Figured out that my husband & @GlennBeck,Laura Dern,Robert Wagner,Roberta Flack &Jimmie Durante share Birthdays.That explains so much. -"; arnews[4] += "
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