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arnews[0] += "@retrofires she's a bitch. End of story :P ian would fight me to the death on that one but I do miss buffy sigh :(";
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arnews[1]="
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arnews[1] += "Watching last night's SYTYCD special and reminded of how absolutely amazing the Season 4 Top 10 was; How much I love Season 3 Winner Sabra; How spectacular The Bench really is; and how much better Cat Deeley is than Lauren Sanchez.";
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arnews[2]="
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arnews[2] += "What did Lauren Sanchez do to her face?";
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arnews[3] += "Lauren Sanchez -";
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arnews[4] += "@lauren_sanchez I went to Disneyland today. I'm sad that my annual pass also expires today.";
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