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arnews[0]="Chuck Gose: Good one. Don't call it a comeback. RT @hollysmommie: Hey J-Lo, LL Cool J wants his video for Mama Said Knock You Out Back.
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arnews[1]="I am promoting LL Cool J for Governor of Virginia in 2013.
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arnews[1] += "I am promoting LL Cool J for Governor of Virginia in 2013. -";
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arnews[2]="@RoyceDaFive9 @towelheadradio royce da 5 9 is an asshole dwarf mini me ll cool j wannabe
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arnews[3]="Ray: This guy does awesome impersonations of Snoop Dogg , DMX , LL Cool J & Jay Z RT @collegehumor Aries Spears Rap - http://bit.ly/4yXpXd
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arnews[3] += "This guy does awesome impersonations of Snoop Dogg , DMX , LL Cool J & Jay Z RT @";
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arnews[4]="Crystal Mills: #MusicMonday: I'm listening to Control Myself by LL Cool J feat. Jennifer Lopez.
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