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"; arnews[1]="Jonathan Benz: @mderekjacks snl is not as funny as previous casts but Kristen Wiig saves the day
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"; arnews[2]="RedEye: Kristen Wiig FTW!
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"; arnews[3]="* D@S: Saturday Night Live 665 (Se 35 Ep 07) Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Obama and Hu Jintao
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"; arnews[4]="Laura Gentry: @jumpthesnark The only truly good thing about last night's episode was Kristen Wiig as the washed up theater actress on Password.
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