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"; arnews[1]="Evan Wondrasek: Saw this on Weeds yesterday, I love @kevin_nealon's dancing. Catchy song! http://bit.ly/2CXaV4 (sorta NSFW)
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"; arnews[2]="Geoff Kass: RT @kevin_nealon: I like to 'dog ear' my cat's ear. ..it does create an identity crisis but it helps me remember where I left off with him.
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"; arnews[3]="kristingumper: Hahaha: RT @DoctorJones: 1 million people follow @Kevin_Nealon?
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"; arnews[4]="Jason McIntosh: RT @kevin_nealon: Don't you quit me, Oprah! You're not gonna like the real world. It's cold out here!
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