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"; arnews[1]="iTunes Audiobooks: iTunes Store audiobook #76:"Official Book Club Selection - Kathy Griffin" © 2009 Random House Audio http://dealnay.com/55971
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"; arnews[2]="Thomas Clifford: @paulbritphoto http://twitpic.com/ijwcv - i heart Kathy Griffin!! Go Team Griffin!!!
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"; arnews[3]="Grudge City Activities: SATURDAY IN SLC: 11/21/09: Kathy Griffin @ Abravanel Hall  Dead Swans, Mother of Mercy @ Mo.. http://bit.ly/4Qhz83
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"; arnews[4]="Undercook: @amapod I see your shows and raise you SNL, Kathy Griffin: Balls of Steel, episodes of The Late Late Show and cold leftover sushi.
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