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"; arnews[0] += "Calvin Harris, Jedward and Twitpic pineapples! Socialised stage invasion...... -"; arnews[0] += "
"; arnews[1]="martin broadhurst: RT @DerrenBrown: Sad to see wonderful Edward Woodward go. Holly Willoughby will now have to carry the torch for fart-in-the-bath names.
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"; arnews[2]="Stephen Abbott: Being looked down by Holly Willoughby must be a new low for Gordon. Why does he put himself through this?
"; arnews[2] += "Being looked down by Holly Willoughby must be a new low for Gordon. Why does he put himself through this?"; arnews[2] += "
"; arnews[3]="Lee Isserow: I've been away for a while so tell me, British people, were Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton mutated from Tess Daly or Cat Deely off-cuts?
"; arnews[3] += "I've been away for a while so tell me, British people, were Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton mutated from Tess Daly or Cat Deely off-cuts?"; arnews[3] += "
"; arnews[4]="Simon: That's me watching then... RT @RufusHound: About to a) watch X Factor then b) talk about it to Holly Willoughby on Xtra Factor.
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