var arnews = new Array(5); totcount = 5; rnd = 0; arnews[0]="Paul Harvey: I would of gone to see that. RT @soxanddawgs: @bitchinmona Hazel Mae always looked she was ready to go work on the pole after the show.
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"; arnews[1]="Marcy: @Alyfoley Hazel Mae was one bad Blaine dye job away from being mistaken for Johnny Damon's wife! #RedSox #Yankees
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"; arnews[2]="Matt Hanlon: I find the "Don't go away Hazel Mae, don't go away" refrain from DKM's "Chosen Few" irresistible to sing. To the chagrin of my barnmates.
"; arnews[2] += "I find the \"Don't go away Hazel Mae, don't go away\" refrain from DKM's \"Chosen Few\" irresistible to sing. To the chagrin of my barnmates."; arnews[2] += "
"; arnews[3]="Brittany Kwong: Thinks hazel Mae looks like Tia tequila's mom'
"; arnews[3] += "Thinks hazel Mae looks like Tia tequila's mom'"; arnews[3] += "
"; arnews[4]="Maury Brown: RT @LDelliCarpini "It's Canada Day on MLB Tonight at 6pm ET, featuring Toronto's own Hazel Mae."
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