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arnews[0]="Sam: @xKateMx Her presence irritates me. Her and Fearne Cotton are proof that there is no such thing as god.
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arnews[1]="Jimmy Aquino: @welshbluemeanie agree he's not all that funny. do like scott mills. think his podcast/show is very funny. loves sara cox/fearne cotton too.
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arnews[2]="Stuart Harrison: RT @PhotosbyLee: does anyone have yesterdays Express and Star with Fearne cotton on the cover? pls RT - @expressandstar ?
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arnews[3]="Mădălin Oprea: Fearne Cotton wraps up on her way to work and wears this season's must-have ... - SHUNEWS
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arnews[4]="Lee Isserow: I've been away for a while so tell me, British people, were Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton mutated from Tess Daly or Cat Deely off-cuts?
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