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"; arnews[1]="Andy Arnold: @pferickson Panama with David Lee Roth, but why?
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"; arnews[2]="Mark Leon Watson: Songsmith + David Lee Roth = Funny as hell! http://bit.ly/ZpNyB (via Charles Stephen Edge Jr)
"; arnews[2] += "Songsmith + David Lee Roth = Funny as hell!"; arnews[2] += "
"; arnews[3]="Jon Ursenbach: Our late night @gdgt skype calls have resorted to playing bits of Aqua Teen, David Lee Roth and Bubb Rubb soundboards. WOO WOOOO
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"; arnews[4]="Derek McClain: RT @bobandtom: Big Rock News: DAVID LEE ROTH is joining Aerosmith to replace Steve Tyler!
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