var arnews = new Array(5);
totcount = 5;
rnd = 0;
arnews[0]="JP Holecka - Jaypiddy: J.P. I googled myself this morning and got 7,333,600 matches! ~David Hasselhoff.
";
arnews[0] += "I googled myself this morning and got 7,333,600 matches! ~David Hasselhoff.";
arnews[0] += "
";
arnews[1]="Nicole: @Krissynyy MrWW once sent http://blip.fm/~d8024 to the other nicole instead of me. Was the funniest thing ever!! Still ROTFL!! @MrWordsWorth
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arnews[1] += "@";
arnews[1] += "
";
arnews[2]="Social Disaster: Hey, I'm David Hasselhoff! #Lies
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arnews[2] += "Hey, I'm David Hasselhoff!";
arnews[2] += "
";
arnews[3]="Melinda Seckington: @kilianvalkhof It's a work in progress and I warn you includes lots of cheesiness (like Muppets and David Hasselhoff): http://bit.ly/8kgzLY
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arnews[3] += "@";
arnews[3] += "
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arnews[4]="Haridimos: Du, du bist alles, was ich will... There's even a commercial ft. Hasselhoff (and a VW) http://bit.ly/6axl5N
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arnews[4] += "Du, du bist alles, was ich will... There's even a commercial ft. Hasselhoff (and a VW)";
arnews[4] += "
";
totcount = 5;
if (rnd) {
for (x=0;x<=100;x++) {
y=Math.round(Math.random()*totcount-0.5);
z=x%totcount;
tval=arnews[y];
arnews[y] = arnews[z];
arnews[z] = tval;
}
}
for (x=0;x<=(totcount-1);x++) {
document.write(arnews[x]);
if (x != (totcount-1) ) document.write("
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document.write("