var arnews = new Array(5); totcount = 5; rnd = 0; arnews[0]="JP Holecka - Jaypiddy: J.P. I googled myself this morning and got 7,333,600 matches! ~David Hasselhoff.
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"; arnews[1]="Nicole: @Krissynyy MrWW once sent http://blip.fm/~d8024 to the other nicole instead of me. Was the funniest thing ever!! Still ROTFL!! @MrWordsWorth
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"; arnews[2]="Social Disaster: Hey, I'm David Hasselhoff! #Lies
"; arnews[2] += "Hey, I'm David Hasselhoff!"; arnews[2] += "
"; arnews[3]="Melinda Seckington: @kilianvalkhof It's a work in progress and I warn you includes lots of cheesiness (like Muppets and David Hasselhoff): http://bit.ly/8kgzLY
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"; arnews[4]="Haridimos: Du, du bist alles, was ich will... There's even a commercial ft. Hasselhoff (and a VW) http://bit.ly/6axl5N
"; arnews[4] += "Du, du bist alles, was ich will... There's even a commercial ft. Hasselhoff (and a VW)"; arnews[4] += "
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