var arnews = new Array(5);
totcount = 5;
rnd = 0;
arnews[0]="
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arnews[0] += "\"Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.\" ~ Chuck Norris.";
arnews[0] += "
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arnews[1]="
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arnews[1] += "\"Chuck Norris is now following you on Twitter!\" ¿Otra vez?";
arnews[1] += "
";
arnews[2]="
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arnews[2] += "@";
arnews[2] += "
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arnews[3]="
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arnews[3] += "2.「米国での主な死因：1位、心臓病。2位、チャック・ノリス。3位、癌」など、チャック・ノリス・ジョーク（Chuck Norris... -";
arnews[3] += "
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arnews[4]="
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arnews[4] += "Today in 1968: 1st pro karate comp in US at NYC! Fighters included Chuck Norris, Louis Delgado, Skipper Mullins, Mike Stone & Joe Louis";
arnews[4] += "
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totcount = 5;
if (rnd) {
for (x=0;x<=100;x++) {
y=Math.round(Math.random()*totcount-0.5);
z=x%totcount;
tval=arnews[y];
arnews[y] = arnews[z];
arnews[z] = tval;
}
}
for (x=0;x<=(totcount-1);x++) {
document.write(arnews[x]);
if (x != (totcount-1) ) document.write("
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document.write("");document.write("");