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arnews[0]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://twitter.com/TaiwanBrown/statuses/5930212893' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://twitter.com/TaiwanBrown/statuses/5930212893',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b0ace512d934' name='a_4b0ace512d934' >Taiwan Brown: RT @nferno random discovery. bill hader (snl, superbad, etc.) is the pizza delivery guy at the end of Janet Jackson's Go Deep video</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b0ace512d934').href='#';</script><br>";
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arnews[1]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://twitter.com/allystump/statuses/5938264718' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://twitter.com/allystump/statuses/5938264718',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b0ace5127170' name='a_4b0ace5127170' >Allyberg: Bill Hader, ilu.</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b0ace5127170').href='#';</script><br>";
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arnews[2]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://twitter.com/verso/statuses/5941398660' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://twitter.com/verso/statuses/5941398660',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b0ace512657c' name='a_4b0ace512657c' >Banana Lee Fishbones: @Groonk If Sandler can be in stupidly successful stupid movies Bill Hader should be taking the world by storm! Can't do worse than WATERBOY!</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b0ace512657c').href='#';</script><br>";
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arnews[3]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://twitter.com/verso/statuses/5941306084' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://twitter.com/verso/statuses/5941306084',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b0ace5125988' name='a_4b0ace5125988' >Banana Lee Fishbones: Bill Hader is super funny. Hard to believe he is stuck on #SNL.</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b0ace5125988').href='#';</script><br>";
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arnews[4]="<a  class=rsslinks href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZXEShSIFks&amp;feature=youtube_gdata' onclick=\"javascript:window.open('http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZXEShSIFks&amp;feature=youtube_gdata',null,',menubar=0,toolbar=0,location=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1,status=0');return false;\"   id='a_4b0ace5124d93' name='a_4b0ace5124d93' >* D@S: Saturday Night Live 665 (Se 35 Ep 07) Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Obama and Hu Jintao</a><script  type='text/javascript'>document.getElementById('a_4b0ace5124d93').href='#';</script><br>";
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