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"; arnews[2]="unixamavis: Ashley Cole ready to return for Chelsea
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"; arnews[3]="Matt Jones: @mattskint been a few recently. Bendtner + Laursen refunding shirts etc. Ashley Cole is still a cock though so the world is still in balance
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