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"; arnews[1]="Spidra Webster: "Thanks for playing. Here's your candy."
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"; arnews[2]="Intense News: Second City adds more stars to its anniversary show roster
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"; arnews[3]="Chris: I want to read: I Like You by Amy Sedaris - http://bit.ly/8c5qEy
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"; arnews[4]="Comedy.com: Michaela Watkins returns to "The New Adventures of Old Christine" Dec. 9, w/ guest star Amy Sedaris!
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