var arnews = new Array(5);
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rnd = 0;
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arnews[0] += "I want a cute, sweet boy to play guitar and sing me the song adam sandler sings to drew barrymore at the end of the wedding singer.";
arnews[0] += "
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arnews[1]="
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arnews[1] += "Travels in Cyberspace: The Monday Report -";
arnews[1] += "
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arnews[2]="
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arnews[2] += "Travels in Cyberspace: The Monday Report -";
arnews[2] += "
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arnews[3]="
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arnews[3] += "I don't recommend watching SNL's Best of Adam Sandler on Netflix streaming right after watching Chris Farley -- too many duplicate scenes.";
arnews[3] += "
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arnews[4]="
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arnews[4] += "RT @";
arnews[4] += "
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totcount = 5;
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for (x=0;x<=100;x++) {
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z=x%totcount;
tval=arnews[y];
arnews[y] = arnews[z];
arnews[z] = tval;
}
}
for (x=0;x<=(totcount-1);x++) {
document.write(arnews[x]);
if (x != (totcount-1) ) document.write("
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